"Silver Bullet"
Studio Executive: "OK, what have you got for me?"
Pitchman: "I'm going to throw some words at you. You just sit back and let them rain down upon you like orgasmic snowflakes."
SE: "Hit me.'
PM: "Busey."
SE: "Love it."
PM: "Haim."
SE: "Yes."
PM: "Werewolf."
SE: "Yes!"
PM: "Stephen King."
SE: "YES!"
PM: "You ready for the title? You ready to hear the sweet voice of the almightly
Lord himself?"
SE: "I've never wanted anything more in my life!"
PM: "Silver Bullet. Bam!"
SE: "Greenlit, right here right now! I'll print the script on gilded paper. We are going to run this town by the time this thing is through!"
PM: "That's why I get paid the big bucks."
SE: "I'll get accounting on the phone right now. But first, give me one more. One more little taste of the goldmine to come."
PM: "You want one more? You think you can handle the awesome might of one more?"
SE: "Sock it to me!"
PM: "Wheelchair."
SE: "That's brillian.......wait, what?"
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment