I'm going to run with this whole TV analogy and refer to the crap I'll be writing as "Shows," since I do intend for them to be a set of ongoing series. Right out of the gate, these are the shows I'll be writing:
The Pitch: how I imagine the studio pitch session went for actually-released movies and TV shows.
The Dangers of 3D: a series of police reports documenting the terror and destruction caused by cinema's latest technology.
Area 51a: a diary detailing the day-to-day troubles of an assistant manager working in the food court at the United States' most secretive military research complex.
And just like a real TV station, I'll add and drop shows often, sometimes in the middle of a maddeningly complex plotline that will be left with absolutely no sense of closure. Because I don't answer to you, Anonymous Internet Reader, I only answer to my heart. Which is why I am going to go get some McNuggets right now, because the sooner I can stop my heart, the sooner I won't have to listen to it anymore.
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